The Confusing Valentines (Chapter 5) (Based on a TRUE Story)

WARNING: CONTAINS MODERATE LANGUAGE. IF YOU ARE ABOUT 10-15 YOU WILL KNOW THE WORDS SO IT'S OK. UNDER 10 PLEASE IGNORE THIS POST...OR TAKE AWAY THE BAD WORDS.

Valentines day was the best day of my life! Alot of secrets got spread......Alan's, Mark's and Jack's of course. Not mine, because I TELL secrets, but not mine. I never tell anyone my secret's so they keep hidden. But everyone at school calls me



(Sorry if your young kids just look away now!)










The Bitch.

Yep, but I kinda am, it was me that texted the whole school that Finlay said something to me yesterday, it was disturbing. He said to me "I've been thinking about you last night, about your birthday." Is it me or is that weird? Aanyway, it was Thursday and I was talking to Lily,Megan and Grace. On wednesday I walked up a big hill with Rose. Just me and Rose, oh, and a mcflurry and 10,000 chips.....we were hungry and we had loads of money. I don't get to talk to her much thanks to Jacob....but she is amazing. I only wish she could know that. I was thinking about it when Grace said "So you have a list?"
"Uhh....maybe....." I winked
"You so do!" Lily smiled.
"That's a bit weird...." Grace stared.
"Well trust me sweetheart, you're not on it." I winked.
"....Bitch" Grace growled.
"I'm a guy, how can I be called that?" I asked
"Cause the Bitch spread rumors and are in the cool side of life. They tell every secret they know, and won't let anyone else win...." She bragged
"(More people likes me)" I whispered.
Lily came from behind me. My head span round and we were really close to each other. She looks so better up close. We were just about to kiss when Megan shouted about something.


Darn! She was on my list too! She is number 2! WAAAAA!

"Josh has a list!" Megan chanted.
"Yea, if you don't your not normal!" I winked.
"..Bitch" She smiled.

I walked away......

It was Friday.It was a week after My moment with Lily. That thursday was last week. I haven't been a Bitch all week! People thought I was ill! A lot of people missed it.... We were on the bus. Finlay was showing off to some older kids. He shouted that I liked Belle. I shouted to everyone "He likes Bena,Jane,Stace and is Gay!"
"The Bitch is back!" Jack smiled.
"High Five!!!!!!" I laughed.

On the way home me and Jack were talking about our Lists.

I looked at my list at home:
1.Rose
2.Lily
3.Keke
4.Floss
5.Alice
6.Chark
7.Olivia
8.Josie
9.Nadia
10:Imogen
11.Gemma

Nice list! The hard bit is picking between Rose and Lily....I mean I've had moments with both but Lily's was up close and personal...and I liked it. Im stuck in a crisis that all Boy's have at school. Which Girl!?